Aiyo yentha Sweetness!!!

Okay, I was waiting for a long time to do this post..but never found the (not time) exact words. This is like the nuclear reactors getting heated up everyday and bursting all of a sudden.
There is this one person who has come back in our lives again after around 3 years.
It all seemed good until 2 months back, when she eventually forgot the content of the subject and started concentrating on different aspects of human life like how to grow hair, how to cut nails, how to eat food, how to talk, how to walk, to whom to talk, and such unwanted stuff which definitely a person of my age is really not ready to listen.This might have been the result of her knowledge equivalent to Nagamma ( a woman in ladies hostel who does a routine check on the above mentioned acts) in the subject. We always felt there was a swap in personalities like they tell in movies "koodu vittu koodu payaradhu" , she actually took up the role of a head watch man in the college or some equivalent or higher position in that genre of job that she always was worried wat happens outside the class, among the students, with the students but never worried about her subject.
Initially we thought she was mad and were getting  angry but actually now few of us have suddenly started loving her. She is really sweet, that you seriously can't can't love her. She walks inside the class and like some in-law complaining about the new girl in the house , she complains to us of the room being stuffy and suffocating and how the chalk was not writing and how the desks were unclean.Can't blame her right, she thought we also swapped jobs with the info desk man like her .
It doesn end there, she takes attendance, she writes down few numbers on the board, so innocent we would be that we would think she is writing some sequence or series or some generating function and we'll be waiting for her to explain, only then we would realise those numbers are roll nos. of people who have bunked and cannot enter the class without a apology letter as if it was some crime. Again It doesn end there, she would start advising us on how wrong it is for a guy and a girl to even look at each other cos even the breath of a guy would get the girl pregnant, and how wrong it was to not to respect parents, and how this world is full of Fibonacci series and Euler function and such equivalent crap and how humans are not important  until they have done a research ( Its okay even if you considered doing a research on her cos she is a unique piece).Okay we might think those are her personal beliefs, good but why don't you keep to yourselves.
And coming to the academic side torture she does, she would ask you to write 3 tutorials 1 assignment 2 revision tests, a cycle test and a pre-sem (like pre-board), and mind you all this for just 10 marks. Damn and she expects you to write an assignment and know every word by heart including the bloody references along with the year published so that she can murder you with her questions in front of a class of 40 people.
Again, it doesn end here, like the word amen which is uttered at the end of a prayer, she says "do research" in the end of every class.She should actually consider joining our ruling party cos they are the ones who would keep telling "Tamil engal Moochu" unnecessarily even in a UN gathering forgetting the purpose of the meeting and the type of audience.
And again it doesn end here.In my four years in this college, I have never been instructed on what to do during a break. I would go to the restroom if I couldn control my bowels and I would go to canteen if I was hungry and I would drink water if I was thirsty and talk to people if none of the above hit my body. This is how I have been for the past 4 years in college and 14 years in school, all of a sudden this woman walks into my life and tells if I do all this I'm misusing the break and that was the time I realised she was the sweeeeeeetest thing on earth .
Just because I am done with the post it does not mean I'm done with her it just means my love for her and her sweetness is beyond words to be expressed.
You can even expect a part-2 for this post.
Seriously, she is a result of some genetic experiment and as one of my friend says "she is this harmful nuclear explosion that is affecting every generation of our course" .