Please!!!!!

I want someone to get married now.Yesterday i was cleaning my cupboard , and i realized i have taken a lot of my mom's saris and collected all matching accessories for them so that i can wear them for an occasion..But all these things would go in vain if noone gets married..i need a 10 days marriage then only its possible for me to exhaust all that i have collected..So someone please get married and most importantly do send me an invitation :)